The Guy Who Didn’t Know When to Stop

We set out for the most hipster-infested bar we’ve found in our little college town last night. It’s on the downtown square and sits above a rather nasty hole-in-the-wall bar where grunge music pours out of the door every time it’s opened. Anyway, head upstairs and you find the hipster cave. And we sat around waiting for our people to arrive. My dear friend, Mr. H, whom I’ve known forever–we seriously can’t remember a time we haven’t known each other–came out, which was great because I haven’t seen him in forever. Our nutty Rose joined us, as did our roommate Master I (that’s an “i”, not a Roman numeral).

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Mr. H needed relationship advice and just needed to generally get out of the house and away from his research. Rose shared with us a handwritten note she’d received from a friend (who writes and mails notes anymore? It was cute!), and Master I and I played a swift game of chess–because the hipster den was just the sort of place to have chess sets on tables randomly scattered about.

Anyway, we met people and played games, as is customary when MW2 and I hit the town, and we met a guy we’ll call Keith. So, Keith seems alright and eventually he and Master I got to chatting, but we decided around midnight that it was time to move on. Mr. H had to go home and go to bed as he had to be a grown up the next morning, and we were just pretty bored with the waning crowd.

So, off we go to The H. The H is our favorite hangout: they don’t card us at the door, we know all the cocktail waitresses, and they tend to give us the –ahem–stronger drinks. Well, guess who shows up? Keith. And his group of misfits.

And he starts hitting on one of our friends. So much so that I’m embarrassed for Keith’s wife. MW2 and I had to tell him “No” every time he asked to switch seats with us to get closer to our friend–who is married and very uninterested in any sort of advances from Keith. And when I say every time, I mean the dude tried it five or six times over the course of like an hour. I’ve seen this kind of thing before in Dating Land, but never in such an overtly pushy way, and never by a man whose wife was sitting right next to him as he hit on another married woman. He kept telling our friend how lucky her husband is, and he kept wanting to set up times to meet again. And every single time, the answer was the same: No.

People, seriously, when a group of friends continually stiff-arms you when it comes to their friend, take the hint and know when to stop!

Busy, Busy, BUSY!

Yes, this is one of those this-is-what-I’m-doing-lately-and-I’m-going-to-pretend-you-care posts.  I have a blog and I’m entitled to do this from time to time.

So I have been working as an editor, full-time, for a publishing company here in town (no, I’m not going to tell you which one) and although I love my job–I mean, come on! You give the writer a full-time gig with benefits and she’s going to be very happy–I find that I’m having to rearrange the time I use to write. I have to rethink my time management skills.

That being said, I’m reading a great book, Hit Lit: Cracking the Code of the Twentieth Century’s Biggest Bestsellers by James W. Hall, and I’m learning a ton! So much, in fact, that I’m holding off on pimping WAKE OF DARKNESS to publishers and I’m reconstructing parts of it, based upon the advice given by Hall.

Hit Lit: Cracking the Code of the Twentieth Century's Biggest Bestsellers It’s already an invaluable resource and I’m just into the first few chapters. Basically, this is me–as a writer–recommending it to you–you know, as a writer. It’s an easy read and is quite entertaining, actually.

So anyways, I’m working on WAKE based on the advice I’m gleaning from this book, and because WAKE is about vampire hunters (and agents are getting tired of the genre even though this one is TOTALLY different), I think I’m just going to publish it as an eBook, which is great thing for you readers, since I will certainly be running it on a free weekend sometime once it’s out.

TRANSMISSIONS FROM DATING LAND is still going strong and has done well so far, despite its limited audience–because really, not everyone is looking for a satirical date book.

Other projects in the works: I’m editing PRINCES, a great novella by my bf, otherwise known as MW2. We’re going to publish it as an eBook sometime soon.

Be sure to check out my tumblr account: http://brainybabe.tumblr.com/ which is just more of my silliness. I tend to jump on there during a lunch break or when I have just a couple of minutes to post something silly or quick. It’s fun.

I’m also thinking of constructing an anthology of short stories which will include some flash fiction from myself, perhaps a short story or two from MW2, and then an open call for some unpublished little ditties from some of my writer friends. That one would likely be a free eBook, with the intent to get the word out on some great writers out there who would otherwise not have a voice.

I’m also playing around with a new story, tentatively entitled SAIL. It’s a dieselpunk story with some interesting magical/superhero-type characters. I’m having fun twirling the characters around in my head and figuring out their back stories.

So in addition to all that, I’m apartment shopping and doing the working single mom thing; loving my bf more every day (yes, that was uber-mushy, get over it), enjoying life, and looking for the next awesome thing that will be coming along soon, whether it’s a new writing project, a project house, a fun trip, or whatever!

The Dart Story

Okay, so I was kind of telling this story the other night, but I was outside and it was raining, and I was getting wet, and we all know that I’m too sweet to get rained on – I’ll just melt. Or something like that.

Whatever. Stop laughing! It could happen.

Hey! I am too a nice person! Yuh huh!

Well, okay.  Most of the time.

Anyways, I thought I’d just post it here because you might find it mildly entertaining. So, without further ado, here’s The Dart Story:

I had just started dating Rugby Boy, and…well, let’s just say that Rugby Boy was the type to really need to show people (especially women) who the “real” man in the room was. So, we go out to the local bar one evening with one of his roommates. We had every intention of playing a game of pool, but all the tables were taken, so we lined up a game of darts.

Now, aside from just casually tossing darts at a board, I’d never played a game in my life. It is worth  mentioning, though, that I tend to have an aim similar to Annie Oakley (unless of course it’s 30 degrees outside and I’m shooting my monster revolver, then I’m shooting someone’s hat off of their head. Doesn’t matter). I joke that if it can be loaded with some sort of ammo or projectile, I’m hitting the target and causing some decent damage – even if it is high and to the right. Again: does. not. matter.

So, you can guess what happened when I started throwing darts. Yep. Bullseye. Pretty much right off the bat. Then I started hitting the numbers as I should and doing pretty well.  In short, I gave him a very decent run for his money and it was pissing him off.  He started talking smack, trying to make me feel guilty for doing well, he even tried to taunt me and distract me from throwing some decent shots.

In the end, Rugby Boy blamed it on “beginner’s luck.”  He would never shoot darts with me again, though. Just in case.

eBook GIVE AWAY!!!!

Howdy y’all! (Yes, I’m Texan; get over it)

For today and tomorrow only, snag TRANSMISSIONS FROM DATING LAND absolutely free from Amazon.com!!

That’s right! For a whopping ZERO smackeroos, you can snag Transmissions for yourself.  So, I suppose I’m not “giving it away,” per se, but I AM selling it for free for a couple of days, so take advantage of it while you can!

Also, if you’re wanting a print version, it’ll be out and on sale on Amazon VERY soon.  Enjoy!!