Yep! It’s that time again: time to pull up the stats and see exactly how you
crazy, er, perfectly sane and very pretty readers make your way to The Brainy Babe! Shall we get started? Yes, I think we shall:
internet stalker logo - Seriously? Like Superman’s logo? I mean, I suppose the “S” could be for “Stalker”… Wow. On second thought, do you really need a logo? Or want one, for that matter? Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t you like being covert about your stalkery behavior?
brainy thought for the day - Ooh! I like this one! I think I’ll start giving you a brainy thought for the day, every day! Why not, right? So, today’s brainy thought for the day is as follows: If Pluto is now considered a dwarf planet, shouldn’t it still qualify as a planet; you know, since the word “planet” is still in its classification? Discuss.
trophy wife - Ah yes! The trophy wife. Well, I haven’t exactly talked about the trophy wife so much as I’ve talked about the expired trophy wife, which is something different entirely. You know what the worst part about expired trophy wives is? They don’t know they way past their expiration date. So sad.
you’re not cool - Oh yeah? Well which of the two of us has a blog? Huh?? HUH???? Bring it on buddy. I’m so freakin’ cool I’m practically ice cold. So there. ::sticks tongue out at screen in defiance::
dark demon cloud stalking me - Whhhhhaaaat??? There’s a dark demon cloud stalking you?! Quick, someone hand me a phone. I gotta get an old priest and a young priest…
brainy quotes about mistress - Um…huh…er…ah….hmm. Oh! Here’s one: “I don’t know who she is honey! I’ve never seen her before in my…” Oh, that’s not brainy at all, is it?? Whatever dude. Good luck with all that.
hire meg - Yes! Yes, yes, YES!! Hire Meg!!!! Go look at her link list here. Hire her! Hire her! Er…me!
watch out behind, hunter! - Hmm… I don’t know what to do with this one. Song lyric? Movie reference? Obscure geekdom? Just watch out behind, you hunter person (thing?) you!
quick: top 5 musical crimes perpetuated by stevie wonder in the 80s - WIN!! Someone was searching for High Fidelity and found MEEEEEEE!!!!! I love High Fidelity. Almost as much as I love chocolate. And driving with the windows down. And clean laundry. And silly little cartoon platypuses…or is it platypi? Doesn’t matter. Point is: High Fidelity is amazeballs.
stalker tumblr - Yeah man, I think you’re looking for all the hipster stalkers. You know the type: the ones staring at you out from under their fedoras as they write poetry for you, even though you’ve never actually met them. Yeah, they’re not here. Move along.
mw squared - YES!! We’re famous! Someone actually search term searched (redundant “searched”??) for mw squared. WIN!!!!
So there you have it! These terms are all from the last seven or 30 days, depending. There are a boatload more terms that got people here, but these are the ones I found most amusing. Of course that was all fun and games until I switched things over to the terms for the quarter. Wanna know what the top three search terms are?
Um…I might be doing something wrong here.