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Keyword Search Fun: Megamind Rifles and Robert Pattinson Notebooks

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That’s right, boys and girls, it’s time once again for me to go through my keywords and see how on earth some of you make it here.  I’ve done this before, playing with Valentines & RPatz keywords (view it HERE).  I’ve decided to take a different approach this time and address some of the top-rated keywords that have shown up in my queue lately.  I realize it’s probably futile to try to make sense of some of this, but here goes nothing!

Megamind Rifle – Okay, I assume this is the giant gun that Megamind uses to shoot Metro Man DNA up some loser’s nose.  I don’t know where you can find one of these, so good luck in your search.  If you happen to come across one, send me a picture!

Robert Pattinson Notebook – Really? I mean, if you’re 13, I guess this is acceptable.  If you’re 33, notsomuch.  (HINT: Try Wal-Mart)

What does freedom look like in a picture? – What does faith look like in a picture?  Or hunger?  It’s subjective.  Draw a picture.  That’s what freedom looks like to you. 

‘look at your life. look at your choices. have you even slept with that guy?’ – Look at your capitalization.  Look at your Google searches.  Have you tried YouTube? Look up “Sassy Gay Friend.”  You’re welcome (P.S. That’s the Juliet sketch you’re looking for).

Oh, great, its warming up, the sun is warming up – Uh…I’m sorry.  I’m a writer.  I must copy-edit your search terms here; I can’t stand it.  It could read: “Oh, great.  It’s warming up; the sun is warming up.”  or  “Oh, great. It’s warming up!  The sun is warming up?” (optional ! here instead of ? if you’d like) Again this is a Megamind related search.  Will Farrell would be proud.

Pooper scooper – Bwahahahahaaaaa!! Seriously?  No, really?! 

she’s by my side i feel her hand in my mine walking me through this nightmarish life she’s understanding when i wince in pain she… – O_o  Not only does this have horrible grammar issues (thank you auto-correct cell phones for the degradation of the English language and killing silly things like capitalizing an “i” when not texting), but w-o-w.  I’m sure this bears some resemblance to a song, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard it.  How that got you here, I’ll never know. 

snookis revelution – Gah!!!  There’s more than one Snooki????  Oh.  Snooki is possessive of the “revelution”?  It’s called an apostrophe.  Also, are you looking for revelation rather than revolution?  I really hope so.  The former is safer a lot safer, as the latter likely demands pleather, Bump Its, fake bake, and no class.  I said it.

indie painting my nails yellow? – Is this, like, the first line of a poem or something?  Are you wondering if you’ll be “indie” if you paint your nails yellow?  Are you maybe looking for another word…perhaps something along the lines of “hipster“? Why is there a question mark at the end of that sentence?  What are you searching for?  Did you find it?  Good luck with that?   

Thus concludes our fun with keywords session for today.  Happy Wednesday.

On Vampires & Funny Jewish Boys or: Post for Molly

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Well, to write this particular post, I had to stay up pretty late and fully embrace the goofy, because, my dear Molly, I couldn’t just post any ole post about gay zombie roaring shark friends. Oh no. I had to post something that at least lives up to the previous post for Miss Lisa, if not surpasses it. [By the way, more personalized posts coming...these are f-u-n, FUN!]

So, without further ado, I present to you: Six degrees of Robert Pattinson…or…something…

First:

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I found my favorite Andy Samberg short, censored [thank goodness!!!! I love this, but un-cut, it's um...well...R rated]. I think I’ve watched this about three times so far and will likely watch it several more times. Hehehe!!
http://www.hulu.com/embed/Dv3pQGG92oRM4otdHcMV-g
Yes, I <3 the "Great Day" short, but this one is fab. Had to pass it along! :)

Second, I about peed my pants when I saw this…

*snort!!* Is that not the funniest?!? No? Well, you’re not as warped as I am, obviously! (But I know Molly’s rolling)

So, I know what you’re thinking. The two are unrelated, yes? WRONG!! Behold! Andy Samburg/New Moon Spoof!!!!!! (I seriously just found this tonight, yo. And I apologize for the lousy audio, but this is classic Andy)

Hahaha!!

Okay, moving on.

Here’s some eye candy for Mizz M in the form of old skool Alan Rickman!

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Who loves ya, baby? [P.S. Rickman & Pattinson were in one of those Harry Potter movies together]

Ah, and who else is a sexy Brit? That’s right!

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GAAAAH!!! WHAT?! Er…wait…wrong picture!! How did THAT get in there? *shuffling through photos*[but, while we're at it, dang, I hope I look this good when I'm in my 60s.]

Here we go:
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NO! NO! NO! *more shuffling of pictures*

Ah! FINALLY!! That’s better:

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*MEE-YOW Oh, he’s so purdy. Rawr.

Got a thing for the Brits, eh? I’m tellin’ you: great minds think alike!! (Minus Helen Mirren. She’s great and all, but you know. She’s a she. Oh, yeah, and Austin is great and all, but well…)

Blah…

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I do not feel well today. I’m sluggish and my sinuses are plugged up to the point that my ears feel like they’re full of cotton and all I wanna do is eat chocolate [oh, and for the record, this previous sentence, if I'd left all the words as I'd originally written them, would read: "...plugged up to the point that my ears fill liek their feel off colton..." and people, I'm not on any drugs, either!!! That's just good old me on a sinus gunk fest! There's really no excuse for it.].

So, I’ve been aimlessly searching my favorite blogs and various other sites in an effort to feel better, before probably succumbing to the intense desire to curl up on the couch and snooze a bit before my hubby comes home. Here are a few of things that have made me feel a little better:

Enjoy!!

First, there’s this from Texts from Last Night:
(210): she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass… did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?

I’m thinking that as grody as I feel today, this chick is gonna feel a LOT worse the morning after THAT drunken/drugged binge than I do right now.

Ah, and from EPBOT, I came across this gem that Jen shot at Dragon*Con last year:

How FABULOUS is that costume?!?!? I <3 W.F. and I <3 the "More Cowbell" sketch on SNL. And if you have not checked out EPBOT, you're missing out. It's a new blog by the same Jen who writes CakeWrecks. And if you haven't checked out CakeWrecks, then…well…you’re seriously deprived.

And it seriously goes without saying that this never fails to put me in a good mood:

RAWR! The “this” in the above intro refers to the picture, not the sex object that is R-Patz (snicker). Ah, but I don’t care what you say. He is F-I-N-E. Yeah, I said it. (source)

And then there’s this:

Oh and TMZ’s ad for Lilo’s new assistant. This makes me laugh:

Also: owls. Owls make me happy. “Window shopping” around Etsy, I came across these:

I love it! Doesn’t she look snarky? (view site)

And this one:

How cool! (view site)

Ah! I do a little feel better. Maria was right! (((Humming “Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…”))) ;)

SGF has RUINED me…

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(SGF = Sassy Gay Friend)

Last night, I was watching New Moon with my husband. It was actually his idea. [I keep trying to tell people that he's the best hubby in the world and I think this is just further proof.] So, up comes the scene where Edward and Bella are in class and they’re watching Romeo & Juliet.

Here it is, sorry for the Georgian subtitles; it’s the only clip I could find.

Anywho…I’m watching this and I just start chuckling. Because, all I can think is:

“What are you doing? What, what? WHAT are you doing?”

Oh, Sassy Gay Friend, thou art hilarious. Ooh, ooh! We need a SGF saves Bella clip!! Can you imagine?!

“‘What are you doing? What, what? WHAT are you doing?’”“Edward left me and I’m going to jump off this cliff to hear him.”
“To hear him? [Ooh! Here we can actually use some of SGF's lines!!!] ‘Slow down, crazy. Slow down.‘”
“‘Love makes you crazy’.”
“‘Yeah, I would say so.’ Edward, oh Edward! I have to hear you! ‘Translation: Desperate, desperate! I am really desperate!’ Come on, sister! He’s a sparkly stalker boy and he left you!”
“‘I’m a grown woman.’”
“‘I think you’re [17] and you’re an idiot.’ You have a hottie running around with his shirt off, ready to stick his tongue down your throat and you’re jumping off a cliff to hear your obsessed ex-boyfriend. ‘Look at your life. Look at your choices. Have you even slept with [that] guy?’”
“‘I did.’”
“‘You big slut! Good for you!’ Now, come one, let’s go find ourselves some werewolf hotties, ‘you stupid beeatch.’”

Ahahahahaha! That would be pure greatness!!

(The real SGF: Romeo & Juliet skit)