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On Vampires & Funny Jewish Boys or: Post for Molly

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Well, to write this particular post, I had to stay up pretty late and fully embrace the goofy, because, my dear Molly, I couldn’t just post any ole post about gay zombie roaring shark friends. Oh no. I had to post something that at least lives up to the previous post for Miss Lisa, if not surpasses it. [By the way, more personalized posts coming...these are f-u-n, FUN!]

So, without further ado, I present to you: Six degrees of Robert Pattinson…or…something…

First:

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I found my favorite Andy Samberg short, censored [thank goodness!!!! I love this, but un-cut, it's um...well...R rated]. I think I’ve watched this about three times so far and will likely watch it several more times. Hehehe!!
http://www.hulu.com/embed/Dv3pQGG92oRM4otdHcMV-g
Yes, I <3 the "Great Day" short, but this one is fab. Had to pass it along! :)

Second, I about peed my pants when I saw this…

*snort!!* Is that not the funniest?!? No? Well, you’re not as warped as I am, obviously! (But I know Molly’s rolling)

So, I know what you’re thinking. The two are unrelated, yes? WRONG!! Behold! Andy Samburg/New Moon Spoof!!!!!! (I seriously just found this tonight, yo. And I apologize for the lousy audio, but this is classic Andy)

Hahaha!!

Okay, moving on.

Here’s some eye candy for Mizz M in the form of old skool Alan Rickman!

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Who loves ya, baby? [P.S. Rickman & Pattinson were in one of those Harry Potter movies together]

Ah, and who else is a sexy Brit? That’s right!

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GAAAAH!!! WHAT?! Er…wait…wrong picture!! How did THAT get in there? *shuffling through photos*[but, while we're at it, dang, I hope I look this good when I'm in my 60s.]

Here we go:
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NO! NO! NO! *more shuffling of pictures*

Ah! FINALLY!! That’s better:

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*MEE-YOW Oh, he’s so purdy. Rawr.

Got a thing for the Brits, eh? I’m tellin’ you: great minds think alike!! (Minus Helen Mirren. She’s great and all, but you know. She’s a she. Oh, yeah, and Austin is great and all, but well…)

Cinema Magic

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So, this has decidedly been a cruddy week. I’ll not trouble you with the details, but I must say that it all turned around when I got some girl time and *SQUEEEEEEE!!!!* Eclipse yesterday!

I loved Eclipse. It’s SOOO much better than the previous two movies, but then again, Eclipse, I think, is the best book of the series. So, I thought I’d make a little list of why this one rocks (as if you need convincing to go see it! Ha!) Here’s why this one is way better (and if you’ve read the books, I’m not spoiling anything), but just to cover my butt, I must proclaim SPOILER ALERT!

Reasons I <3 Eclipse 10x more than Twilight & New Moon:
10) We get to meet all the wolf pack & Seth is SO adorable and pocket-sized. I wanna pinch his little fat cheeks. He’s precious, really.
9) Rosalie, et al. have good wigs in this one (like in New Moon, but we didn’t get to see them as much) and no one looks like a rejected Golden Girl [yes, darling Jasper, I'm talking about you].
8) Lots of screen time for all the Cullen boys, Carlile included. YUMM-O.
7) The move from Rachelle to Bryce Dallas in the Victoria role was seemless, and dare I say that Howard represents the Victoria of my imagination better than the first girl? She has a more creepy-angelic quality. Good stuff.

6) More Volturi time. Jane is awesome…just sayin’. I love to hate her.
5) Jacob is more true to character as represented in the book in this movie. Way more true to character. And he and Edward finally start getting snarky with each other. Fun stuff.
4) Edward has reached his peak of hotness & the make-up artists deserve an Oscar. The vamps finally look pretty dang irresistable (as long as they have the golden eyes…red eyes are NOT hot). 5) OMG! K-Stew took some acting lessons & really does look very pretty in this one…and not so…um…stoned?
4) Backstories, backstories, backstories!!!
3) FIGHT SCENES!!!! CHASE SCENES!!!!
2) Jasper. Okay, you people know I’m Team Jasper 110%. In this movie, we have Jasper leading the strategic planning meetings, the physical training [Emmett's great in this particular scene, too], his backstory, the adorable relationship he has with Alice (they’re my favorite Twi-couple); he’s funny in a dry way, and just…well, who am I kidding? More Jasper. WIN!
And lastly:
1) Edward finally kicks some a** and looks like and acts like a vampire. FINALLY. It’s way awesome!

*Oh, also must add a final reason I <3 Eclipse: Bella FINALLY puts Edward out of his misery and says, “YES!” Phew. Poor guy…

You’ll love it; I promise!
(merci, www.eclipsemovie.org for the pics!)

So, the lesson learned here is that Twilight always improves one’s mood…especially mine!

Eclipse Soundtrack!

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People! Right now, like seriously, as I type, I’m listening to the new Eclipse soundtrack. SQUEEEEE!!!! Zohmygosh! I’m lovin’ it! Okay. Taking a cleansing breath…

Alright, I think I can act like a fairly sensible adult.

So far, the Florence + the Machine song is the best. Love, love, love, love and love some more Florence + the Machine! And, for those of you who were disappointed by the “sad” sound to the New Moon soundtrack, there’s some of that, but so far (and I’m on song #5), it’s not nearly as dreary. Ooh the track changed! Here’s a peppy song… ;) You’ll like, I promise!!
You can listen here. According to http://www.team-twilight.com, it’s up until 12 noon tomorrow *June 3. Enjoy! Oh, and it’s on sale next Tuesday. :)

(photo from S. Meyer’s website)

SGF has RUINED me…

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(SGF = Sassy Gay Friend)

Last night, I was watching New Moon with my husband. It was actually his idea. [I keep trying to tell people that he's the best hubby in the world and I think this is just further proof.] So, up comes the scene where Edward and Bella are in class and they’re watching Romeo & Juliet.

Here it is, sorry for the Georgian subtitles; it’s the only clip I could find.

Anywho…I’m watching this and I just start chuckling. Because, all I can think is:

“What are you doing? What, what? WHAT are you doing?”

Oh, Sassy Gay Friend, thou art hilarious. Ooh, ooh! We need a SGF saves Bella clip!! Can you imagine?!

“‘What are you doing? What, what? WHAT are you doing?’”“Edward left me and I’m going to jump off this cliff to hear him.”
“To hear him? [Ooh! Here we can actually use some of SGF's lines!!!] ‘Slow down, crazy. Slow down.‘”
“‘Love makes you crazy’.”
“‘Yeah, I would say so.’ Edward, oh Edward! I have to hear you! ‘Translation: Desperate, desperate! I am really desperate!’ Come on, sister! He’s a sparkly stalker boy and he left you!”
“‘I’m a grown woman.’”
“‘I think you’re [17] and you’re an idiot.’ You have a hottie running around with his shirt off, ready to stick his tongue down your throat and you’re jumping off a cliff to hear your obsessed ex-boyfriend. ‘Look at your life. Look at your choices. Have you even slept with [that] guy?’”
“‘I did.’”
“‘You big slut! Good for you!’ Now, come one, let’s go find ourselves some werewolf hotties, ‘you stupid beeatch.’”

Ahahahahaha! That would be pure greatness!!

(The real SGF: Romeo & Juliet skit)