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The Dream Dinner

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You know that question – the one that asks, “If you could have dinner with six people, living or dead, who would it be?”  Yeah, that one.  Who would you pick?  That’s not rhetorical; I’d really like to know.  Comment below with your list if you please.  Here’s mine:

  1. Benjamin Franklin: I bet he was hilarious in life.  Plus, he’s one of the founding fathers.  I kinda have to have one of these guys on my guest list, or risk being called a bad historian – which I am on my own enough as it is.  I don’t need you telling me I am too.
  2. John Lennon: Because I love him.  No, really. I do.  I’d love to pick that brain apart and just hang with him.  Combined with Ben Franklin, I think it’d be a damn near religious experience.   Hey, they kinda look alike…
  3. Jim Carrey: Don’t be hatin’.  I love me some Jim Carrey.  I love that he can go from dead serious to wacked out crazy hilarious in two seconds flat.  Also, his recent Emma Stone video had me ROLLING!!!!
  4. Mary Wollstonecraft: Because she’s like the first feminist.  She was around during the late 18th century and I can’t imagine what she saw in her life.  I’d love to hear about her struggles with being a great female thinker in a male-dominated society. (Read more) 
  5. Sigmund Freud: Can you imagine the hilarity that would ensue from a Franklin, Carrey, and Freud meeting?!?  On second thought, he and Mary might exchange a few heated words – I can’t imagine her jiving with him…  Oh, what the hell.  I’d have him along too.
  6. Emma Stone: But only if she’d be cool w/ sharing a table with Jim.  I love her timing, and I’d just like to hang with a cool chick like her.  I may or may not have a little heterosexual girl crush on her… 

 

So that’s my six.  Your turn!  Comment below babies!!

Oh, Johnny!

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WARNING: Self-indulgent celebrity crush centric post to follow!

I think I just had a heart attack.  I stumbled across this video and had to share it:

That’s Alice Cooper.  And the glasses and beret wearing rocker is Johnny Depp.  SQUEEEE!!!!!  ((sigh)) 

As if the recent news that Depp been working with Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler recently (O.M.G.!!!  That’s like a fantasy wrapped in a burrito for me – don’t try to find inuendoes there you dirty-minded reader; there are none.), but he just jammed with the great Alice Cooper this Sunday at London’s 100 Club!!!!! (source)

Okay.  I have to calm down.  But Alice Cooper is one of my favorite musicians, and Steven Tyler? Are you kidding me?!  Together with Johnny OMG-aren’t-you-the-yummiest-thing-ever Depp?!  Aaaahhh!!!

Yeah, yeah, so I have a thing for grungy rockers [and/or actors].  So sue me.  We all have our types.  (Although the greasy looking dude in the trucker cap does NOT make the cut.  Longish hair, stubble, and tatts are ok, straight up grease from a lack of personal hygiene is NASTY.)

Of course those of you who are familiar with my exes will be scratching your heads at this news.  My former misters haven’t exactly fallen into the long-haired artsy rocker category.  Well, going for “respectable” types hasn’t worked out too well for me in the past – you know that good provider, stable job kinda thing.  Since I plan to be my own provider, thankyouverymuch, having a yummy rocker as a partner is suddenly way more appealing.

Ha!  I jest.  Mostly.

Keyword Search Fun: Megamind Rifles and Robert Pattinson Notebooks

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That’s right, boys and girls, it’s time once again for me to go through my keywords and see how on earth some of you make it here.  I’ve done this before, playing with Valentines & RPatz keywords (view it HERE).  I’ve decided to take a different approach this time and address some of the top-rated keywords that have shown up in my queue lately.  I realize it’s probably futile to try to make sense of some of this, but here goes nothing!

Megamind Rifle – Okay, I assume this is the giant gun that Megamind uses to shoot Metro Man DNA up some loser’s nose.  I don’t know where you can find one of these, so good luck in your search.  If you happen to come across one, send me a picture!

Robert Pattinson Notebook – Really? I mean, if you’re 13, I guess this is acceptable.  If you’re 33, notsomuch.  (HINT: Try Wal-Mart)

What does freedom look like in a picture? – What does faith look like in a picture?  Or hunger?  It’s subjective.  Draw a picture.  That’s what freedom looks like to you. 

‘look at your life. look at your choices. have you even slept with that guy?’ – Look at your capitalization.  Look at your Google searches.  Have you tried YouTube? Look up “Sassy Gay Friend.”  You’re welcome (P.S. That’s the Juliet sketch you’re looking for).

Oh, great, its warming up, the sun is warming up – Uh…I’m sorry.  I’m a writer.  I must copy-edit your search terms here; I can’t stand it.  It could read: “Oh, great.  It’s warming up; the sun is warming up.”  or  “Oh, great. It’s warming up!  The sun is warming up?” (optional ! here instead of ? if you’d like) Again this is a Megamind related search.  Will Farrell would be proud.

Pooper scooper – Bwahahahahaaaaa!! Seriously?  No, really?! 

she’s by my side i feel her hand in my mine walking me through this nightmarish life she’s understanding when i wince in pain she… – O_o  Not only does this have horrible grammar issues (thank you auto-correct cell phones for the degradation of the English language and killing silly things like capitalizing an “i” when not texting), but w-o-w.  I’m sure this bears some resemblance to a song, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard it.  How that got you here, I’ll never know. 

snookis revelution – Gah!!!  There’s more than one Snooki????  Oh.  Snooki is possessive of the “revelution”?  It’s called an apostrophe.  Also, are you looking for revelation rather than revolution?  I really hope so.  The former is safer a lot safer, as the latter likely demands pleather, Bump Its, fake bake, and no class.  I said it.

indie painting my nails yellow? – Is this, like, the first line of a poem or something?  Are you wondering if you’ll be “indie” if you paint your nails yellow?  Are you maybe looking for another word…perhaps something along the lines of “hipster“? Why is there a question mark at the end of that sentence?  What are you searching for?  Did you find it?  Good luck with that?   

Thus concludes our fun with keywords session for today.  Happy Wednesday.