That’s right, boys and girls, it’s time once again for me to go through my keywords and see how on earth some of you make it here. I’ve done this before, playing with Valentines & RPatz keywords (view it HERE). I’ve decided to take a different approach this time and address some of the top-rated keywords that have shown up in my queue lately. I realize it’s probably futile to try to make sense of some of this, but here goes nothing!
Megamind Rifle – Okay, I assume this is the giant gun that Megamind uses to shoot Metro Man DNA up some loser’s nose. I don’t know where you can find one of these, so good luck in your search. If you happen to come across one, send me a picture!
Robert Pattinson Notebook – Really? I mean, if you’re 13, I guess this is acceptable. If you’re 33, notsomuch. (HINT: Try Wal-Mart)
What does freedom look like in a picture? – What does faith look like in a picture? Or hunger? It’s subjective. Draw a picture. That’s what freedom looks like to you.
‘look at your life. look at your choices. have you even slept with that guy?’ – Look at your capitalization. Look at your Google searches. Have you tried YouTube? Look up “Sassy Gay Friend.” You’re welcome (P.S. That’s the Juliet sketch you’re looking for).
Oh, great, its warming up, the sun is warming up – Uh…I’m sorry. I’m a writer. I must copy-edit your search terms here; I can’t stand it. It could read: “Oh, great. It’s warming up; the sun is warming up.” or “Oh, great. It’s warming up! The sun is warming up?” (optional ! here instead of ? if you’d like) Again this is a Megamind related search. Will Farrell would be proud.
Pooper scooper – Bwahahahahaaaaa!! Seriously? No, really?!
she’s by my side i feel her hand in my mine walking me through this nightmarish life she’s understanding when i wince in pain she… – O_o Not only does this have horrible grammar issues (thank you auto-correct cell phones for the degradation of the English language and killing silly things like capitalizing an “i” when not texting), but w-o-w. I’m sure this bears some resemblance to a song, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard it. How that got you here, I’ll never know.
snookis revelution – Gah!!! There’s more than one Snooki???? Oh. Snooki is possessive of the “revelution”? It’s called an apostrophe. Also, are you looking for revelation rather than revolution? I really hope so. The former is safer a lot safer, as the latter likely demands pleather, Bump Its, fake bake, and no class. I said it.
indie painting my nails yellow? – Is this, like, the first line of a poem or something? Are you wondering if you’ll be “indie” if you paint your nails yellow? Are you maybe looking for another word…perhaps something along the lines of “hipster“? Why is there a question mark at the end of that sentence? What are you searching for? Did you find it? Good luck with that?
Thus concludes our fun with keywords session for today. Happy Wednesday.