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Keyword Search Fun: Megamind Rifles and Robert Pattinson Notebooks

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That’s right, boys and girls, it’s time once again for me to go through my keywords and see how on earth some of you make it here.  I’ve done this before, playing with Valentines & RPatz keywords (view it HERE).  I’ve decided to take a different approach this time and address some of the top-rated keywords that have shown up in my queue lately.  I realize it’s probably futile to try to make sense of some of this, but here goes nothing!

Megamind Rifle – Okay, I assume this is the giant gun that Megamind uses to shoot Metro Man DNA up some loser’s nose.  I don’t know where you can find one of these, so good luck in your search.  If you happen to come across one, send me a picture!

Robert Pattinson Notebook – Really? I mean, if you’re 13, I guess this is acceptable.  If you’re 33, notsomuch.  (HINT: Try Wal-Mart)

What does freedom look like in a picture? – What does faith look like in a picture?  Or hunger?  It’s subjective.  Draw a picture.  That’s what freedom looks like to you. 

‘look at your life. look at your choices. have you even slept with that guy?’ – Look at your capitalization.  Look at your Google searches.  Have you tried YouTube? Look up “Sassy Gay Friend.”  You’re welcome (P.S. That’s the Juliet sketch you’re looking for).

Oh, great, its warming up, the sun is warming up – Uh…I’m sorry.  I’m a writer.  I must copy-edit your search terms here; I can’t stand it.  It could read: “Oh, great.  It’s warming up; the sun is warming up.”  or  “Oh, great. It’s warming up!  The sun is warming up?” (optional ! here instead of ? if you’d like) Again this is a Megamind related search.  Will Farrell would be proud.

Pooper scooper – Bwahahahahaaaaa!! Seriously?  No, really?! 

she’s by my side i feel her hand in my mine walking me through this nightmarish life she’s understanding when i wince in pain she… – O_o  Not only does this have horrible grammar issues (thank you auto-correct cell phones for the degradation of the English language and killing silly things like capitalizing an “i” when not texting), but w-o-w.  I’m sure this bears some resemblance to a song, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard it.  How that got you here, I’ll never know. 

snookis revelution – Gah!!!  There’s more than one Snooki????  Oh.  Snooki is possessive of the “revelution”?  It’s called an apostrophe.  Also, are you looking for revelation rather than revolution?  I really hope so.  The former is safer a lot safer, as the latter likely demands pleather, Bump Its, fake bake, and no class.  I said it.

indie painting my nails yellow? – Is this, like, the first line of a poem or something?  Are you wondering if you’ll be “indie” if you paint your nails yellow?  Are you maybe looking for another word…perhaps something along the lines of “hipster“? Why is there a question mark at the end of that sentence?  What are you searching for?  Did you find it?  Good luck with that?   

Thus concludes our fun with keywords session for today.  Happy Wednesday.

After the Storm

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This song will stay with me forever. 

After the Storm, Mumford & Sons

And after the storm,
I run and run as the rains come
And I look up, I look up,
on my knees and out of luck,
I look up.

Night has always pushed up day
You must know life to see decay
But I won’t rot, I won’t rot
Not this mind and not this heart,
I won’t rot.

And I took you by the hand
And we stood tall,
And remembered our own land,
What we lived for.

And there will come a time, you’ll see, with no more tears.
And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
Get over your hill and see what you find there,
With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.

And now I cling to what I knew
I saw exactly what was true
But oh no more.
That’s why I hold,
That’s why I hold with all I have.
That’s why I hold.

I will die alone and be left there.
Well I guess I’ll just go home,
Oh God knows where.
Because death is just so full and mine so small.
Well I’m scared of what’s behind and what’s before.

And there will come a time, you’ll see, with no more tears.
And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
Get over your hill and see what you find there,
With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.

And there will come a time, you’ll see, with no more tears.
And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
Get over your hill and see what you find there,
With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.

Post-Apocalyptic Preview

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Here’s a creepy video of the Six Flags theme park in New Orleans, closed right before Hurricane Katrina hit.  It’s never been reopened & is scheduled for demo in 2011.  It’s just too creep-tacular NOT to share with you!  (Video found via EPBOT, a geekily great blog I follow)

And the awesome goosebump-inducing music is by Godspeed You! Black Emperor.  You can find them here, and while their music plays more like a Hollywood score than “normal” instrumental tracks, they’re really fantastic.

Didn’t you just keep waiting for a zombie to creep across the screen in that video?!? (((shudder)))

*LOVING* this song

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I seriously can’t get tired of this song. I love the departure they’ve taken with this one…a little less hard rock, a little more of an indie feel. I love the words, the idea, everything. I especially love the frilly dress she wears laying about in the Valentines. Enjoy!!